Monday, September 15, 2008

Monday Funny

It's Monday and I thought we could use a laugh...LOL

Quote for the day

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."


Amanda said...

Someone sent me that joke last week and I came thiiiis close to posting it! He he he

Elfie33 said...

amanda: Great minds think alike..*grins* I couldn't resist..everybody needs a laugh on Monday. It's been crazy here this morning.

leezee52 said...

Damn funny!

Lee :)

Sarah said...

I needed a laugh, so very badly! Thanks!

Kaci said...

That sign is hilarious!